You will be thinking about the title? Did you find it
weirdo? I don’t think so… because it is not only my “ Dard Bharri Kahani”. You
all must have aunts in your lives. Right???? Then I am cent per cent sure that
you can understand it and relate with it. No? First read it and then decide.
Now, for those luckiest people who don’t have such trouble
in their lives, I am going to define “Aunt”.
So my dear fellows “An aunt is a creature who remains in
mood of rapid fire all the time. Such type of creature is really harmful for
your privacy, mostly found in wedding ceremonies, family gatherings and packed
places. There are many types of aunts such as irritating, ill genius, over
confident, self-assumer etc. Usually ladies get these “Aunty Panna ” disease
after the age of 45 but be careful some newly married girls could also suffer with this
problem. You will be thinking why I am annoyed from these innocent creatures
but I have valid reasons to do so. As I told you these are the worst enemies of
your privacy so they can ask you anything in public & you can’t do anything
except answer their questions. Escape ??? No, Never …. Not possible. Your rude
expressions, brief answers nothing could discourage them. They will be keeping
whatever they want. So, the most frequent and irritating questions which I
discovered after doing a survey are given below.
11)
When will you get married?
The most frequently asked and “Pakkao” question would be
“Koi Larka/Larki daikhi hai?”. Uffff this question is enough to do “Dimag Ka
Dahi”. Doesn’t matter you have told her that you want to study or focus on your
career she will be telling you about the advantages of married life. (KHALLA G
APNA KAAM KIU NAI KRTI AAP)
2)
What are you studying these
days?
Doesn’t matter you have told them dozens of times, aunt will
ask about your studies every time, they will see you? “BAITA KONSI CLASS MAAY
HO?” Similarly every time right after you answer, she will start praising the intelligence
and achievements of her own children or will start comparing you with the most
brilliant student of the family. Brrrrrr … I mean why?? (AUNTY G TUSSI APNI
ACADMY KIU NAI KHOL LAINDAY ?)
33)
When will you have a baby?
Another “ Atomic” question …This time situation is little
different. This question is for newly married couples especially for girls. “ O
Girl You are married now? When will you start your family?”. Ohh Gosh …. This
question could blow anyone out. Not only this, she will ask the same question
from a mother of one but with a different style like “when sibling of your baby
is coming?” …… Brrrr. (AUNTY G PAHLAY
BTAA DAITI MAY KAKA JAHAIZ MAAY HI LAAY AATI)
44)
Hiiiii Allah…… what happened with
your skin?
I personally hate this question. Imagine you are happy,
wearing a classy piece from your wardrobe, having a perfect makeup and as soon you
enter to the venue, you heard a screech “ Hiiii why there are pimples on your
face or why have you been tanned?” OMG! Why can’t we kill anyone? Then
immediately she will be suggesting you some remedies. Dear mix some tobacco in
lime water and put it on your face daily or mix little Sodium Hydroxide in
Hydro chloric acid and use it once a week. Brrrrrr (AUNTY G WHY DON’T YOU GET
THE OWNERSHIP OF DEPILEX?)
55)
What is your salary?
This question is for boys. As soon a boy gets a job, this
news spread with a speed faster than the speed of light. Now wherever he will
encounter with any “Aunty” he would be asked about his salary. (BOY : AUNTY AAP
INCOME TAX DEPARTMENT MAY TO NII HOTI???)
6)
Why have you become fat/Slim?
Yikessss ! Every “Aunty” will advise you to loose or gain
few pounds with tips to lose weight.
(AUNTY G KHUD TO AP AALLO KI BORRI LAG RI HAIN)
In the end I will advise you that if you want to stay happy
then “Keep out from the reach of Aunties”.
Hope you liked the post. Share the questions which are being
asked by you or your experience with aunts here in comment box, so that we
could enjoy also.
P.S : This post is written for bringing smile on the face of
readers. Please take it lightly.
hahahaha very true
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